Understand these?

You're ready for 2008 if these make sense to you:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
9. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
10. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

Techie update

I think I have solved the e-mail dilemma. Notice the e-mail logo at the right, which, when clicked, should start you on the e-mail process. It's more complicated than I expected, and here's where I got started on the process: http://blogger-tricks.blogspot.com/2006/12/how-to-put-clickable-picture-in.html

His instructions aren't perfect but I figured them out and if you get stuck, e-mail me and I'll try to share more specifically what I did.

Techno question

I'd like to add my e-mail address to the sidebar of this blog. I haven't figured out how to do it so that it will automatically open an e-mail compose window. Can you help me? This seems like it should be very easy but I'm stumped. Here's my e-mail to send instructions: sumballo@gmail.com Thank you in advance!