Wednesday, December 19, 2007

More Christmas punnies

  • A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
  • Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
  • We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
  • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U C L A.
  • The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on
  • it.
  • The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky
  • ground.
  • The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
  • If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
  • A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
  • A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
  • Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
  • A backward poet writes inverse.
  • In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your
  • Count that votes.
  • A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

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