Christmas punnies

Did you know that today is the busiest mailing day before Christmas? Maybe preparations are creating a dull roar in your brain? I’m not telling you how many days til Christmas. But take a short break.

• Did you hear that police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting arest?
• Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
• The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
• Did you know that to write with a broken pencil is pointless?
• Have you heart that when fish are in schools they sometimes take debate?
• The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A laugh a day adds years to your life! (I just made that up but it must be true if it appears on the Internet for the Internet does not lie….) You can go back to the dull roar now.