Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Around the table

My father was a punster and our supper table was frequently punctuated with groaners, puns formed out of our conversations. (This is also a plug for family meals together.) So, I collect puns and here are a few:

  • A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
  • Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
  • We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
  • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U C L A.
  • The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
  • The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
  • The dead batteries were given out free of charge
Quit groaning. You know you like 'em!

1 comment:

God's girl said...

My favorite is the UCLA one! I could never repeat these though because they would never come out the right and funny way! I love reading them though!
Much love,
Angela