I had to look up "paparazzi" to see exactly what it meant before I described my son-in-law.
Really, it isn't that bad. Here's what Dictionary.com says: "a freelance photographer, esp. one who takes candid pictures of celebrities for publication."
I'm thinking that a new firstborn daughter is a celebrity, right?
OK, maybe my son-in-law is NOT paparazzi. I know that I am glad he's taking lots of photos. Keep them coming! Here are a couple to replace the ultrasound.
I know, she's beautiful, isn't she?